Seven Things I learned in a Creative Writing MFA Program

1. No character ever stands in front of the mirror and narrates what he or she looks like. No matter how sexy, tortured, or intelligent he or she may be.

2. #1 also, sadly, includes rain-stained windows.

3. When one of your stories is being workshopped, if someone says “I– I just don’t get it,” ignore that person for the entire semester. In extreme cases of annoyance, ignore that person for the entire program.

4. In said workshop, make note at what point in the story “I don’t get it” was discussed, and make sure you get it yourself. If you don’t, rewrite.

5. “Muttered,” “sputtered,” “scoffed,” and/or “declared” will never, ever take the place of “said.” No matter how hard you try. Elmore Leonard doesn’t lie.

6. Most of the time, your stories really do suck. Unfortunately, no one has the nuts to tell you so. No one but yourself. Rewrite some more.

7. Writing is actually pretty easy — all you need is concentration; enough personal insight to know what you really want to say; thick skin against all criticism, including “I don’t get it;” and the muscle to throw your heart, bleeding and pumping onto the blank page, exposing it for all the boots and Manolos willing to dig in their well-worn heels and make you bleed even more. Easy.

This wonderful insight comes from Gordon Hurd at www.afterthemfa.com.

The Benefits of an MFA in Creative Writing

For anyone seriously wanting to pursue a career in creative writing, an MFA is a fantastic stepping stone into the professional writing world.

There are many paths you can take armed with an MFA in creative writing, and even if you decide not to work specifically as a creative writer, you can still benefit from the MFA in other literary or journalism careers. Many industries look favorably on a creative writing MFA as it evinces a thorough understanding of the English language, and an ability to write well. Businesses involving marketing and public relations need people who can write creatively and well.

For people with the dream of being professional writers, the benefits of an MFA program in honing ones craft and skill are immense. You will graduate with a huge wealth of knowledge that will put you in a great position to kick-start your writing career, and you will likely make connections in the writing world. Your teachers will have had years of experience in the industry, and will be able to open the doors to potential employers and publishers. Your fellow students will also be helpful to you and you will build a network of friends and contacts that can be invaluable during your writing career.

If you love writing, and have the desire to take your skills to the next level, an MFA is something to seriously consider.